Apple’s Update Havoc
Apple pushed a button, and chaos did begin,
Your phone now needs a password just to let you in.
The Mac demands an update—oh wait, another two!
Your watch just froze completely while timing your own stew.
AirPods won’t stay paired, they’ve vanished in the mist,
The iPad says “install me” and adds three apps to the list.
Your photos moved to cloud-land, your notes are now on Mars,
And iTunes split to forty apps with names like “Music Stars.”
The genius at the Genius Bar just shrugs and takes a nap,
“Have you tried rebooting?”—that old familiar trap.
So every autumn faithfuls pray while clutching cables tight,
For Apple’s great new update… that breaks your life each night.